Too mean to live lately

Today a professor asked us to list five things we would rather be doing than sitting in his class. He is a smart ass and I have struggled all year with his class.

My list of things I would rather be doing than sitting in your class:

1. Having a root canal done without the use of anesthesia
2. Having an intricate tattoo placed on my labia.
3. Giving a STD seminar to a group of senior citizens that are hard of hearing.
4. cleaning my house
5. sleeping

Oddly enough I think this guy is just enough of an ass to truly appreciate my list.