Suicide Hotline... please hold

Crazy Mary.

The other morning I was doing my usual rushing of the children, trying to get them out of the house and into the car when something hilarious happend. I had told them both to go get into the car. I hear the front door slam and think ok they are going. I follow out behind them, locking the door behind me. I get out to the car and realise Mary is not in her seat. Where is Mary? Brenden shrugs and says that she is probably in the house. I walk back to the door only to hear Mary screaming bloody murder on the other side. The knob is spinning frantically as she is screaming at me. I tell her to unlock the door, but she is not hearing me. I unlock the door but start laughing. It was hilarous. She was so pissed at me for that. She screamed "YOU LEFT ME!!!! YOU LOCKED ME IN!!" I told her that she locked herself in and that I didn't leave her. She was so mad that when she got to school she slammed her car door. She did look back and wave to me though. I laughed all the way to school thinking about how she looked. It was great. My kids make me laugh so much. Brenden tries to scare me all the time and Mary is constantly doing some dork-girl thing that makes me laugh. They are wonderful and I couldn't imagine life without them. I was listening to my voicemail messages that they have both left me and it makes me realise how much they mean to me.